I was accosted by those annoying people who wave charity bins at you. This time it was some bird charity. “Do you like animals?” he said. “Yes, but I prefer them rare. Well done and they are much too tough!”
I’m also depressed. It appears, listening to an advert on the radio for incontinence pads, that I am now in their target age range. How did they know whenever I cough or laugh I wet myself? Maybe I should think about getting some.
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