The Highs and Lows of a Suburban Housewife trying to juggle the hardships of raising two young sons with keeping the house looking averagely clean and trying to stop my husband from seeing my rapid decline into insanity. Am I succeeding ... read on and find out !
Christmas Eve and already my stress levels are close to DEFCON 5. In-laws at their most irritating – check! Sons driving me mad – check! Husband who is supposed to be back from work early, gone for a few sneaky pints – check!
At least the turkey was the right size when I picked it up from M&S.
On a plus side seeing bin men fall over whilst doing their job has brought sunshine to my heart. There is nothing like seeing someone else suffer to make you feel warm and fuzzy.
Roll on New Year’s Eve when I can drink copious amounts of alcohol on the pretence it’s OK on NYE to do this whilst upsetting at least one person during the night. Ah, heaven.